Monday, December 13, 2004
I just ate some tin foil
Ok, so I just ate some tin foil, it was on the chocolate Christmas ball and clearly, I couldn't wait to shove into my greedy maw, and in went the chocolate and tin foil.....What a weekend, great with the nerd of course, but I feel sick to my stomach and dizzy and like I'm going to pass out, and not because I'm pregnant or ate tin foil, I've officially become Sasquatch Beatrice Arthur who's timing belt broke in the VW and have to shell out more money for the car. Close to 1000 in repairs for December. Uggggg, it's such a vicious cycle, this repairing the car just a little bit more praying a sweating that it'll make it through the winter, made all the worse by Christmas bills.
The other thing, I scared the bejebus out of Little Larry on Saturday night. Nerd and I went over to O.N. (Other Nerd aka wharf) and Reri's place to go for a walk in the duck parks panoramic Christmas display and poor little larry took one look at me and started to freak out!!!! Reri was very nice and said it was stranger recognition, and she shouldn't have left the room after handing him over to Nerd, but I know, it's because I'm a Sasquatch version of Beatrice Arthur. I was very bundled in a scarf, hat, mitts, pea coat...After L'il L'ar was calmed down, all he did was stared at me quietly and knew that there should be no sudden movements around me. He is one smart little monkey.
They tried to stop me once, those villagers!!! What they did was throw a piano off an 11th floor building onto me, but I just shrugged it off and continued to eat small children.
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Oh Lobie you make me laugh....if it makes you feel better I used to chew on tinfoil when i was little...the English don't believe it, they think that you can't possibly chew on tinfoil if you have fillings in your mouth..which i do by the way, but we don't have any tinfoil to prove the point...also Beatrice Arthur i have gained so much weight that i don't even look like "Who ate Jessica" anymore, i look like the fat guy who ate "Who ate Jessica"...not a happy place...