Thursday, April 28, 2005

It's a new day, it's a new world...

Wren and I wrote a song today-it's titled Doobie Smokin' Super Mullet.
I'll give you a preview, but just a taste, leave you wanting more-

Dobbie Smokin' Super Mullet
Drivin' 'round in his Vaa aannn
Solving crime and combing 'stache
Doobie Smokin' Super Mullet

Getting his cock sucked by juicy Coog
Always matching sweat sock to cut offs
By they causal, dress or lounge
Doobie Smokin' Super Mullet

Wearing track pants to the bar
Elastic or tie waist-they're all easy access:
For excellent dry humpin' by the pool table
Doobie Smokin' Super Mullet

Loading the van with empties of fiddies
You know he's looking fine

For Halloween he's Osama or Creatien,
For Christmas he's beaten his best pal up.
You know for Easter he's in a coma
Doobie Smokin' Super Mullet

He likes his Spike TV and Frozen dinners
Scratching his balls and sniffin' choutah
Liking the ladies to rim with a bit of spice
Doobie Super Smokin' Mullet

Always meaning well, killing the kids hamster anyway
Leaving a path of roaches and dirty wear
Doobie Smokin' Super Mullet
Engineering bongs from nothing
Just like his hero Mister McGuyver
Hot knifing in the kitchen, while
his lady is cookin KD with chopped up wieners
for the kids
Who may or may not belong to Doobie Smokin' Super Mullet.

Posted by Loba @ 4:49 p.m.