Monday, May 30, 2005
Another conversation, another post
The other day I was woken up by a loud, long noise.Gee, my new neighborhood wakes people up with trumpets, I guess I'm going to have to call the city and complain (I've gotten good at that-take that fucking car dealership who blocks our drive and yells at peach, I'll fucking kill you). Or request a song or something...
Anywhooo, this loud, long noise turns out is nerd FARTING!!!!! I thought it was a bleeding trumpet!
Nothing wakes this fucker up either. I've taken to knocking on his head when he snores. It doesn't even phase him- he'll turn his head and keep on sleeping.
So I shook the fuck out of him and he sort of woke up-
"Why/how are your farts so loud????!!!!???"
"Because my ass is spectacular"
There you go folks. Nerd has a spectacular ass. I think I'll see if I can request he play a tune tomorrow.
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I LOVE IT! "Because my ass is spectacular"... I will need to use that one on husband, as long, loud farts are the absolute best (in my mind)
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