Wednesday, October 26, 2005

Things I've learned

  1. If a woman's name starts with an "A" it's most likely not the name Antonio. And if you call her Antonio for two days it might not go over will. Next time I'll stick with calling her "Dude"
  2. Registering for wedding gifts is fucking fun. Take that coffee maker witht the zappy gun!!! Pewpewpew.
  3. If you tell someone that you bleed from the anus, you'll get bumped up to executive class.
  4. Sometimes it's ok to laugh at people. Especially if they are at the gym and their cardio workout consists of running like Linus dancing from Charlie Brown. It was the oddest thing, and I had a lot of trouble not laughing.
  5. If your weekend consists of going to sleep at 9.30 on Friday night and playing Scrabble on Saturday night-it's ok. It really is. Just the next time you are up late you need to take a picture of yourself beside a clock to prove you're still cool.
  6. I don't think I've learned anything else. Ever.

Posted by Loba @ 8:04 p.m.