Saturday, July 30, 2005

it feels good to feel safe

You know, just so I remember.
Plus, I'm enjoying uploading, and I'm about to watch Felicity. My new Saturday morning ritual. Wake up at 7ish, read a bit, clean up a bit, drink coffee, watch Felcity and then start my day.

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Nerd on the Couch

So, Nerd is lying on the couch, braiding the fring on the cotton blanket-and his hair is standing on end from sleep, and he's been looking after me and my bad stomach and he's cute and lovely and nice, and I love him.

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Monday, July 25, 2005

Well, I'll be a motherfuckers beard.
When you play volley ball the objective of the game is to get the ball over the net. Huh. Well, I never would have known that. I thought the purpose of the game was to serve the ball into the person standing in front of you back, or out of bounds.
My sincerest apologies to the competive shitass magee who let me know that repeatly. Clearly I wasn't learning my lesson, or, more to the point I wasn't getting the ball over the net on purpose. 'Cause you know, that's what I enjoy. Not playing well and being repremended by my own team mate in a rec league that I pay to be in, and race to get to the other fucking end of the city in rush hour...Yup, good, fun times.

I also got speeding ticket tonight-that I may have to fight so my insurance doesn't go up. I've been driving 14 years, not accidents, no tickets, nothing, and one speeding ticket may send my insurance soaring. My insurance doubled a couple of years ago, for no reason that I'm aware of, because with no accidents, uninterupted insurance and no tickets indicates a high risk.

Fuckity fuck fuck fuck.

I'm feeling much better after my awful ass hang over yesterday. Thank fucking hell it wasn't as hot yesterday. Nothing is worse than sweaty barf time.

Posted by Loba @ 10:56 p.m. :: (5) comments

Tuesday, July 19, 2005

ok...but i like rocky road too.

You Are Chocolate Chip Ice Cream
You are kind, popular, and generous.
You tend to be successful at anything you try.
A social butterfly, you are great at entertaining a crowd.
You are most compatible with strawberry ice cream.
What Flavor Ice Cream Are You?

Posted by Loba @ 10:31 p.m. :: (1) comments

Ralph Malph

Our Fed-Ex guy looks like Ralph Malph. Except with silver hair, so I guess he looks like Ralph Malph in present day. He's really goofy too. In a good way.

I've also decided the TVP and me will kill me and any one with in a ten km of me.

Saw the Garbonzo Bean today, it's been a couple of weeks, and she looks totally different than the first time, and she shit really, really loud. She makes the funniest expressions too. Pooping or not.

I'm also waiting for the world to explode in this heat, although I'm guessing their won't be enough conbustable energy to do so.

I went to the best Shoppers ever, it has Sweet Heart (from Aussie) and Pupa-although I have to say I'm outraged at their Pupa prices. I bought a few mascara's in Italy for maybe 10 Cnd. dollars, but here, for one, they're 25.00!
However, I can also get Smashbox there with Optimum poiints! yIPPEEEE.

Posted by Loba @ 10:06 p.m. :: (3) comments

Friday, July 08, 2005

I had an epiphany

So I kind of had an odd epiphany today, men at work, any place that people work, can see each other's peepee's.
Nerd says that men don't look at each other, and you always go to the furthest urinal from the person pissing, and NO TALKING, no talking and no talking.
All I can picture though is 'John' walking into a bathroom, saying hello to his coworker, and the coworker turning around with his dick in his hand to say hi and there you go, you've seen it. Or you know, when you walk by, you kind of see it, or you don't tuck it in quick enough, or you're shaking it off and it slaps against your thigh...
I thought I might just (as my roommate says with alarming frequency) pinch a loaf into the large recycling bin just to share in the the flashing of penis.
I don't know, maybe it's the lack of sleep talking, or maybe it's because my fart came out lumpy that I've decided that shitting in a recycle bin would be a good idea.

Basically though, my point is that men walk around seeing each other's penis's and it's not a pig deal, but if a woman farts in the loo, the whole office will know.

Posted by Loba @ 9:06 p.m. :: (6) comments

Thursday, July 07, 2005

But I don't want to be a Pirate! (Ok, knight. I'd much rather be a NINJA!)

a Knight
You scored 4 Honor, 10 Justice, 5 Adventure, and 4 Individuality!
The whole 'protect the innocent, for the Divine and Country" really appeals to you. You're rather go forward that around the side and you're comfortable with traditional values.

Strap on a sword and wear your armor proud. You'll do just fine.

Posted by Loba @ 12:00 p.m. :: (1) comments

Friday, July 01, 2005

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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